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ALL:
* It's time for Animaniacs *

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* And we're zany to the max *

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* So just sit back and relax *

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* You'll laugh
Till you collapse *

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* We're Animaniacs *

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BOTH:
* Come join
The Warner brothers *

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* And the Warner sister, Dot *

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ALL:
* Just for fun we run around
The Warner movie lot *

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* They lock us in the tower
Whenever we get caught *

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* But we break loose
And then vamoose *

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* And now you know the plot *

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* We're Animaniacs *

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 * Dot is cute and Yakko yaks *

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* Wakko packs away the snacks *

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 * While Bill Clinton
 Plays the sax *

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* We're Animaniacs *

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 * Meet Pinky and the Brain *

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 * Who want to rule
 The universe *

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 * Goodfeathers flock together *

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 * Slappy whacks 'em
 With her purse *

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 * Buttons chases Mindy *

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 * While Rita sings a verse *

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* The writers flipped
We have no script *

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* Why bother to rehearse? *

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* We're Animaniacs *

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* We have pay-or-play
Contracts *

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* We're zany to the max *

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* There's bologna
In our slacks *

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* We're Animan-y *

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* Totally insane-y *

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[YAKKO'S VOICE]
* Dana Delany *

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* Animaniacs *

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* Those are the facts *

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[SQUEALS]

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Greetings from Impetago's,

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where all the stars
have turned out

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for the celebrity gala
of the year.

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[CROWD CHEERING]

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Let's see who's here.

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You gonna blast this one

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like you blasted
all these others before?

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I ain't the way
I was before.

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Columbus understood
that the Earth wasn't flat,

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like this.

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Or this.

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Or this.

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Au contraire, Columbus knew
the Earth was round, like this.

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Care for any dessert, sir?

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Well, this will be
a beginning.

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You just never know
who'll turn up

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at a star-stuffed shindig
like this one.

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[SONAR BEEPING SLOWLY]

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[BEEPING RAPIDLY]

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Yup, you never know
who'll turn up.

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Especially uninvited.

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Mm, these cheese balls
are delicious.

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[ENGLISH ACCENT]
Please, sir,
may I have some more?

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More?

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Say no more, sister sibling.

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Oh, hello.

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Uh...hi.
Yakko Warner.

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Pleased to meet you, Yakko.

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Name's Francis Pumphandle,
but everyone calls me Pip.

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Great cheese balls,
huh, Pip?

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I'll say.

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Cheese balls are one
of my all-time favorite foods.

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I always seem to meet
the most interesting people

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when I'm around them too.

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In fact, cheese balls
bring to mind

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the time I met Bob Barker.

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You don't say.

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Yes, indeed.

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Bob Barker,
star of the most popular

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morning game show.

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He's an emcee,
a host and a celebrity,

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all rolled into one.

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Anyway, eight months ago,
it was Tuesday the 17th,

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I believe--

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Or it might have been the 18th.
[GRUNTING]

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No, no,
it was definitely the 17th,

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because it was
precisely one week

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after my aunt
Lucretia's birthday,

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which is the 10th.

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Aunt Lucretia's
quite a woman.

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Loves to cook.

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She prepares
a fabulous wor shu op.

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That's a Chinese
duck dish.

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I love Chinese food.

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I once went to a party
where they served

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Chinese food
and cheese balls.

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Now, that was
a Catch-22 situation.

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Catch-22 was a movie,
you know.

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It was long,
very long.

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They say
the book was better,

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but it was a novel,

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and I never finish
reading those things.

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Well, isn't that interesting?

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Of course, a lot of people
don't read much nowadays.

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They watch television.

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I caught a program
on PBS last night.

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A very good show on chimpanzees.
What took so long?

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Is Michelle Pfeiffer out there?

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Never mind, there's a person
up here you gotta meet.

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Mel Gibson?
Close.

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PIP:
But it was Fred's
chimpanzee's girlfriend

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that had me stumped.

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I couldn't remember her name,
so I looked it up.

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Her name was
Phoebe B. Beebee.

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Dot Warner, this is
Francis Pumphandle, but--

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BOTH [IN UNISON]:
Everyone calls me Pip.

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Anyway, as I was saying,
eight months ago,

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Tuesday the 17th...

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I'm going to hurt
my brother badly.

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I love to relax.

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In fact, relaxing
is a pastime of mine.

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Some people play golf,
others like tennis,

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horseshoes, Bridge, Canasta,
and other such fancy hobbies.

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Wakko Warner,
meet Pip. Bye!

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Charmed to meet ya.

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Now, another hobby
enjoyed by many is knitting.

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My grandmother
was a great knitter.

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Knitted this sweater
I'm wearing.

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It's red, which is not
my favorite color.

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I prefer mauve
or mustard yellow.

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Now, don't get me wrong,

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red is okay for ties
and suspenders,

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but with sweaters,
I prefer more neutral colors.

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I have to go.

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But when I'm relaxing,
I don't care what wear.

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Long pants, Bermuda shorts,
T-shirts or formal attire.

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You name it, anything goes.

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Now, on the 17th,
during my relaxing stroll,

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I recall wearing
my herringbone jacket,

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my Laughlin, Nevada,
souvenir tie,

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and my charcoal-gray slacks.

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Or was it the navy slacks?

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Oh, I suppose it doesn't
really matter, does it?

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What matters is comfort.

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You know, I once stayed
at a Comfort Inn.

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Doggy bag, sir?

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Warm, cozy, comfortable.

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I love comfort.
[BARKING]

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It goes along with that
pastime of mine, relaxing.

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Now, for me,
there's nothing more relaxing...

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Go away.

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...than a nice,
leisurely stroll,

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like the one I took
eight months ago on the 17th.

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It was a bright,
sunny day.

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This man is scaring me.

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Which of course is
the optimum condition

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for relaxed strolling...

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I can't say
it hasn't been grand, Pip,

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because it hasn't.

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We gotta run. Bye!

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I kept humming and humming
and humming and humming.

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I couldn't get the tune
out of my head.

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ALL [IN UNISON]:
Retreat!

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[PIP BABBLING]

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We'd love to stay
and count our brain cells

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as they die, one by one.

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But we can't.

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WAKKO:
Gotta go.

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ALL [IN UNISON]:
Bye!

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PIP:
I'd always wanted
to play an instrument,

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and be like my hero, Leo Sayer.

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ALL [IN UNISON]:
Free at last! Free at last!

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Thank--

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But who can compete
with Leo?

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I think I was just scared
that I'd fail.

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[ALL SCREAMING]

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Well, I decided
right then and there

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to go buy
a musical instrument.

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So on the particular Tuesday,
the 17th,

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to which was referring,
I went down

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to the Sixth Street
Music Emporium

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to buy a new tambourine.

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A terribly soothing instrument,
contrary to popular opinion.

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And as I was strolling along
I detected a wonderful scent

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in the morning air.

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"What could it be?"
I asked myself.

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Silence?

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So I went toward
that marvelous scent,

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distracted by its aroma
from my musical mission.

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The odor was a mix

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of orchid flowers
and bologna,

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which of course is
one of the world's

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most underappreciated
luncheon meats.

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That and pimento loaf.

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I love a good pimento loaf
and mayo sandwich.

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The more pimentos, the better.

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Why, just the mention
of pimentos

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makes my tastebuds
stand up and say, "Howdy."

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Now there's
an interesting word: howdy.

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Is it from, "How are you?"
or maybe, "How you doing?"

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"Howdy" is one
of those strange words

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that really has no origin.

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I like saying, "How do?"
more than, "Howdy."

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More formal, I think.
Not too flowery.

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But the flowery aroma

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of that particular
Tuesday morning

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carried me
on my fragrant quest.

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Adi�s.

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Arrivederci.
Au revoir.

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Sayonara.

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 Aloha oi.
 Oi vei.

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[SIGHS]

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Home sweet home.

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Now, the smell was actually
less bologna and more orchid,

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the beautiful flower found
on the island state of Hawaii.

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Of course, I wasn't in Hawaii,
so I needed to search out

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the location
of the nearest orchid.

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[ALL SOBBING]

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PIP:
So I visited every
florist shop in town.

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Well, to make
a long story short,

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not a single flower shop in town
had any orchids in stock,

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which seemed
mighty curious to me.

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Now, as we all know,
curiosity killed the cat,

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but since I'm not feline,
I wasn't too worried.

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Felines are funny creatures,
don't you think?

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[ALL SPITTING]

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I had a cat once.

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It used its claws to tear
my living room couch to shreds.

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It was a comfy couch too.

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Had a sleep-away bed in it,
with a foam-rubber mattress.

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Now, I bought the couch
and the mattress

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at Levine's department store
on 3rd Ave.

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The very same afternoon of that
relaxing stroll aforementioned.

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I also bought myself
a lovely tambourine

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on that same
shopping expedition.

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Anyway I didn't wanna pay extra
for the delivery of the couch,

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so I decided to carry
the couch home myself.

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It was quite cumbersome.

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And getting it through
the store's revolving doors

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was a bit of a challenge.

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And just as I emerged
onto the street,

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by accident I bumped
into a well-dressed man

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with an orchid in his lapel.

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It was Bob Barker,
and he was eating

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a bologna
and cheese-ball sandwich.

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Well, it's been nice
chatting with you.

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All [IN UNISON]:
Huh?

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Bye.

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It's too quiet.

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I miss him.

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Pip, wait!

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Pip, come back!
Tell us another story.

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DOT:
Please, I wanna learn more
about bologna.

254
00:10:38,067 --> 00:10:40,234
Did you ever meet
Don Knotts?

255
00:10:40,234 --> 00:10:42,167
Oh, tell us!
Please do!

256
00:10:42,167 --> 00:10:43,734
[***]

257
00:10:45,734 --> 00:10:47,667
[***]

258
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It's time to tour the planets
that make up our solar system.

259
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Come on!

260
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* The closest to the sun
Is the planet Mercury *

261
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* Next, shrouded planet Venus
Is as cloudy as can be *

262
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* Earth is next, we call it home
Let's hope it stays that way *

263
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* Then Mars, it's really red
What more can I say? *

264
00:11:03,767 --> 00:11:06,434
* The gassy planet Jupiter's
As big as planets come *

265
00:11:06,434 --> 00:11:09,100
* Then there's Saturn
With its rings of tiny crumbs *

266
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* We travel on to Neptune
That's a gassy, freezing ball *

267
00:11:11,767 --> 00:11:14,467
* And cold and tiny Pluto
It's the furthest one of all *

268
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Well, there you go.
That's our solar system.

269
00:11:19,367 --> 00:11:20,934
You forgot Uranus.

270
00:11:20,934 --> 00:11:22,334
Good night, everybody.

271
00:11:23,801 --> 00:11:25,834
[***]

272
00:11:28,400 --> 00:11:30,701
MINDY:
Buttons!

273
00:11:31,267 --> 00:11:33,567
Oh, Buttons!

274
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[CRASH]

275
00:11:41,834 --> 00:11:44,767
[GIGGLES]
Silly puppy.

276
00:11:50,868 --> 00:11:52,868
[***]

277
00:11:56,601 --> 00:11:58,634
[***]

278
00:12:19,300 --> 00:12:21,300
[GIBBERING]

279
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[SNORING]

280
00:12:28,267 --> 00:12:30,100
[BARKING]

281
00:12:31,667 --> 00:12:33,167
[GROWLS]

282
00:12:34,400 --> 00:12:36,133
[BOTH BARKING]

283
00:12:41,734 --> 00:12:43,234
[BOTH BARKING]

284
00:12:45,033 --> 00:12:46,067
[GIGGLES]

285
00:12:46,067 --> 00:12:48,267
Silly puppies.

286
00:12:48,968 --> 00:12:50,234
Oof. Ball.

287
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WOMAN:
Mindy, sweetheart,
Mommy and Daddy will be

288
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in the entertainment lab
watching a video cube.

289
00:13:04,367 --> 00:13:07,567
MAN:
Honey, would you duplicate me
a beverage paste?

290
00:13:07,567 --> 00:13:09,868
Sure, dear,
right away.

291
00:13:17,133 --> 00:13:20,100
Buttons, this duplicator
is not a toy.

292
00:13:20,100 --> 00:13:21,767
I've told you
to stay away from it.

293
00:13:21,767 --> 00:13:23,501
Just keep an eye
on Mindy.

294
00:13:23,501 --> 00:13:24,834
[BARKS]

295
00:13:28,200 --> 00:13:29,767
Have fun,
angel.

296
00:13:29,767 --> 00:13:32,133
Okay, space lady.

297
00:13:32,133 --> 00:13:34,167
Please don't
call me space lady.

298
00:13:34,167 --> 00:13:36,200
Call me Mom, Mommy,
Mother, anything,

299
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but not space lady.

300
00:13:38,033 --> 00:13:41,100
Okay, space lady.
I love you. Buh-bye.

301
00:13:41,100 --> 00:13:43,100
[***]

302
00:13:52,634 --> 00:13:55,133
Bouncy ball.
Oops!

303
00:13:55,133 --> 00:13:57,501
Ball. Ball.

304
00:13:57,501 --> 00:13:59,133
 Golly, Skipper,
 will we ever get

305
00:13:59,133 --> 00:14:00,534
 off this planet?

306
00:14:00,534 --> 00:14:02,000
 Oh, sure,
 little buddy.

307
00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:03,267
 I think...

308
00:14:04,367 --> 00:14:05,801
[GRUNTING]

309
00:14:05,801 --> 00:14:06,801
Umph.

310
00:14:12,534 --> 00:14:13,767
Aah.

311
00:14:19,901 --> 00:14:21,400
[SCREAMS]

312
00:14:26,868 --> 00:14:28,367
[GASPING]

313
00:14:34,868 --> 00:14:36,133
[AIR PUMPING]

314
00:14:42,300 --> 00:14:43,634
[GASPS]

315
00:14:43,634 --> 00:14:46,000
[***]

316
00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:48,400
Bouncy bally. Bouncy ball.

317
00:14:48,400 --> 00:14:49,868
[HOWLS]

318
00:14:53,567 --> 00:14:54,801
[BUTTONS SIGHS]

319
00:14:55,701 --> 00:14:56,767
Huh?

320
00:14:58,501 --> 00:15:00,000
[SCREAMS]

321
00:15:04,534 --> 00:15:05,701
[GRUNTS]

322
00:15:06,968 --> 00:15:08,300
[GRUNTS]

323
00:15:08,300 --> 00:15:09,567
[GIGGLES]

324
00:15:09,567 --> 00:15:11,334
Buttons funny.

325
00:15:11,334 --> 00:15:12,367
Buh-bye.

326
00:15:13,968 --> 00:15:16,634
WOMAN [ON PA]:
 Prepare to launch
 Mission Starburst.

327
00:15:16,634 --> 00:15:18,734
 Five minutes and counting.

328
00:15:25,868 --> 00:15:28,200
Bally, bally, bally.

329
00:15:29,968 --> 00:15:30,968
[BUTTONS HOWLS]

330
00:15:39,400 --> 00:15:40,968
[CLICKING]

331
00:15:42,501 --> 00:15:43,667
[YELPS]

332
00:15:44,734 --> 00:15:46,734
[***]

333
00:15:48,501 --> 00:15:50,300
Mr. Speck, report.

334
00:15:51,567 --> 00:15:54,100
Highly illogical creatures,
captain.

335
00:15:54,100 --> 00:15:56,067
Set phasers
on Shake 'N Bake.

336
00:16:04,434 --> 00:16:06,334
Buttons funny.

337
00:16:12,467 --> 00:16:13,701
[LAUGHING]

338
00:16:13,701 --> 00:16:16,667
Bally. Bally. Bally.

339
00:16:19,400 --> 00:16:20,400
[GASPS]

340
00:16:23,601 --> 00:16:25,400
WOMAN:
 Prepare rocket for launch.

341
00:16:25,400 --> 00:16:27,701
 Evacuate the rocket vicinity.

342
00:16:30,133 --> 00:16:33,000
Whatcha doing,
Mr. Space Bug Man?

343
00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:35,167
[SPEAKING IN ALIEN LANGUAGE]

344
00:16:35,167 --> 00:16:36,400
Why?

345
00:16:36,400 --> 00:16:38,567
[SPEAKING IN ALIEN LANGUAGE]

346
00:16:38,567 --> 00:16:39,901
Why?

347
00:16:39,901 --> 00:16:42,100
[SPEAKING IN ALIEN LANGUAGE]

348
00:16:42,100 --> 00:16:43,133
Why?

349
00:16:43,133 --> 00:16:44,567
[ROARS]

350
00:16:45,434 --> 00:16:47,167
Okay. I love you.
Buh-bye.

351
00:16:47,167 --> 00:16:48,701
Mwah.

352
00:16:53,234 --> 00:16:54,567
[GIGGLING]

353
00:16:54,567 --> 00:16:57,267
WOMAN:
 All personnel,
 clear the launchpad.

354
00:16:57,267 --> 00:16:59,167
 Twenty seconds and counting.

355
00:17:00,734 --> 00:17:01,901
[GRUNTS]

356
00:17:01,901 --> 00:17:04,200
Silly bouncy ball.

357
00:17:04,200 --> 00:17:05,200
[YELPS]

358
00:17:08,868 --> 00:17:10,868
[GRUNTING]

359
00:17:10,868 --> 00:17:12,868
[BARKING]

360
00:17:19,033 --> 00:17:21,033
[***]

361
00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:24,634
WOMAN:
 All systems go.

362
00:17:24,634 --> 00:17:26,133
 Prepare for liftoff.

363
00:17:26,133 --> 00:17:27,501
[SCREAMS]

364
00:17:28,767 --> 00:17:30,767
[SQUEALS, THEN GIBBERS]

365
00:17:37,334 --> 00:17:39,334
[***]

366
00:17:48,968 --> 00:17:51,834
WOMAN:
 Mission Starburst
 rocket shutdown.

367
00:17:51,834 --> 00:17:52,968
 Prepare cargo bay

368
00:17:52,968 --> 00:17:55,267
 for detonation
of obsolete weaponry.

369
00:17:55,267 --> 00:17:56,701
[BANGING]

370
00:17:56,701 --> 00:17:59,367
 Sixty seconds
 until total destruction.

371
00:17:59,367 --> 00:18:00,567
Huh?

372
00:18:00,567 --> 00:18:03,701
 That's right.
 Total destruction!

373
00:18:03,701 --> 00:18:06,300
 [ALARM BELL RINGS]

374
00:18:06,300 --> 00:18:09,434
 Starburst detonation sequence
 under way.

375
00:18:16,267 --> 00:18:18,868
[GIGGLES]

376
00:18:18,868 --> 00:18:21,400
 Vaporization components
 engaged.

377
00:18:21,400 --> 00:18:23,801
 Detonation minus 40 seconds.

378
00:18:32,901 --> 00:18:33,901
[GASPS]

379
00:18:36,067 --> 00:18:38,300
[WAILS]

380
00:18:38,300 --> 00:18:40,634
Buh-bye, Buttons.

381
00:18:40,634 --> 00:18:42,634
[***]

382
00:18:51,100 --> 00:18:53,534
MINDY:
Bally. Bally.

383
00:19:00,834 --> 00:19:03,033
WOMAN:
 Fifteen seconds and counting.

384
00:19:08,367 --> 00:19:10,100
My bally.

385
00:19:10,100 --> 00:19:11,100
[SNIFFLES]

386
00:19:11,100 --> 00:19:13,267
[GROANS]

387
00:19:13,267 --> 00:19:15,667
WOMAN:
 Five, four, three...

388
00:19:15,667 --> 00:19:17,067
Buh-bye.

389
00:19:17,067 --> 00:19:19,300
 ...two, one.

390
00:19:23,501 --> 00:19:25,367
[***]

391
00:19:30,334 --> 00:19:31,534
[GRUNTS]

392
00:19:31,534 --> 00:19:33,300
Buttons,
didn't I tell you

393
00:19:33,300 --> 00:19:35,567
to keep Mindy away
from that duplicator?

394
00:19:35,567 --> 00:19:38,067
Now look what you've done.

395
00:19:38,067 --> 00:19:40,567
[ALL GIGGLING]

396
00:19:40,567 --> 00:19:43,567
ALL [IN UNISON]:
Hi, space lady.

397
00:19:50,334 --> 00:19:52,534
ALL [IN UNISON]:
Okay. I love you. Buh-bye.

398
00:19:52,534 --> 00:19:53,634
[ALL GIGGLING]

399
00:19:56,534 --> 00:19:58,534
[***]

400
00:20:12,200 --> 00:20:14,467
ALL [IN UNISON]:
Boingy, boingy, boingy.

401
00:20:19,701 --> 00:20:22,033
Boingy, boingy, boingy.

402
00:20:25,234 --> 00:20:27,234
[***]

403
00:20:31,234 --> 00:20:33,234
[***]

404
00:21:01,901 --> 00:21:05,767
And remember, Yakko spelled
backwards is "okkay."